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[09 Jan 2008|01:46pm] |
"Are you okay?"
"Not really. What do I do when Wyndham finds out and he gets his goons to rip my legs off? I like my legs. I use them for walking. I like walking. It's how I get from one place to another. I like going places. Going places is good. When people find out, I won't be able to go anywhere!"
"They're not going to rip of your legs. Frid-Friday, slow down."
"I need my legs. I can't stand without them. I use them to dance. I use them to climb stairs. Oh no! I live UPSTAIRS. Without legs I can't climb stairs and that means I can't get up to my dorm & I'll have to sleep in the street! ...Sorry."
"Friday, I swear to god, if they try to rip off your legs I will throw down. Sorry. Okay, it's taken me about a year to tell people we were dating, but now I have.... Ohmygod, people know we're dating... THEY'RE GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR LEGS!"
"I know it's taken a year. Yes, people know now. THEY'RE GOING TO RIP OFF MY LEGS! MY LEEEGGGGSSSS!"
"OHMYGOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?! They're going to kill usss. They're going to murder us because we are datinggg, And your legs! Ohhhhh."
"Oh my god! Screw MY legs, what about YOUR legs, Rox?! When Blaire finds out, she'll force someone smarter than her to rip off YOUR legs! You need legs, too!"
"My legs? Screw my legs, what about YOUR legs? You needs legs more!"
"YOUR legs are important, too. Though if you loose yours I can just carry you around everywhere. But if we BOTH loose our legs, how will we move?!"
"We won't be able to! We'll have to just stay in one spot for the rest of our lives. No eating, no drinking. I guess we could kiss if we were lucky enough to end up in the same spot. But what if you died of hunger and or thirst before me?! We're going to dieee."
"We won't die. WE WON'T DIE! Look, if we both end up legless, I'll flop onto my side and roll around campus to get you food and beverages. Even down stairs. I won't let you die, I promise."
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